Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

I'm seeing a few new people cautiously say things like "let's enjoy this place before the bad people get here" and I just want to say:

Don't worry! They're already here! But thanks to the heroic work of your instance moderators and admins, you will never see them. And if they do show up then your mods will get rid of them: unlike Twitter, the reporting functions here are reviewed by real people who don't care about turning a profit, and instead focus on enforcing community guidelines

So far no "sapiosexuals" around here which makes me hopeful of this platform

Your girl's got a crush over here.

Sorry did I say A crush? I meant EVERY crush.

Sick of these people claiming to have washboard abs when they can't even play bluegrass music on them. Shameful

tests are showing horny levels at 93%

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Deme's robot babysitting service

Gimme all your AIs and I'll teach them to mischief

what is radical and empowering for one generation may be stifling and archaic for the next, we must preserve our history but allow them the freedom to discover what their identities mean to them in relation to the time that the exist in

I actually DO think Christians have no right to the hebrew bible.

adventuring party -> adventuring polycule

[presses your shoulders against the wall, whispers in your ear] sex at work is radical action against capitalism

Wow girls are really cute 😍

pirating my gender

it turns out writing can actually be really good and not at all tedious when you're actually passionate about it. the problem is High School English Class kind of drills boring writing so deep into your soul you get convinced that you just don't like writing and you're inherently bad at it