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pirate queen is a valid gender-neutral title and should be treated as such

also? why can't people just say "i am sad" or "i am happy". it's. literally less effort than to say something completely unrelated with a relevant affect

get it? bc of the horns??

this is an incredibly tired joke but im' very proud of it

"communism is when everyone's in a polycule and the more polycules there are the more communist it is" —person we're currently flirting with

me: hm, i think i might be valid in my gender
my garbage cpu:

person: how old r u
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: ok when were u born
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: whats ur fuckin birthday then
us:
us:
kai: some nonse riddle that technically answers the question

ok this is....sort of spoilers for open sorcery? but

http://opensorcerygames.blogspot.com/2018/06/super-gay-techno-fire-lesbians.html

this....probably already describes a relationship i'm in. and also like....ofc it'd happen this way?? lov BEL/S & her fambly

basically it's just. good. but go play the h*ckin game. there's context. and also gay stuff

yell heah i'm on e

ok but seriously. what the actual fuck is it with queer folx and chairs. does Anybody have an explanation

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

weird heuristic: if ur username has moth in it, ur into oneshot

so far this holds true for everyone we've met

tbqj (to be queerly jonest (jean honest))

heartbreaking: nobody has talked to local faery in millions of years, according to local faery

sources close to local faery claim they may actually have literally been in the middle of multiple conversations when they said this. we are still investigating these rumours

current gender: panicked screaming, but in a good way

absolutely no idea what this thing is we found but it seems like the kind of thing y'all would be interested in

demigoddess, n.:
1. a demideity who is a girl
2. a deity who is a demigirl

people outside the system: Kai is cute.
Kai: yes, yes I am.
anyone in the system: Kai is cute.
Kai: this is bullying and I will not stand for it.

you ever see something and you're like "wow, that is extremely very queer, i feel safer here already"

that's basically my transition goal