Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

"ur pronouns taste like valid" is an absolutely excellent unorthodox compliment

@autistikai we can't sit straight

hi just checking is our hair supposed to make dolphin noises at us

game: has options for playing as a witch or as a fairy
us:

historical wlw being famous poets makes a lot of sense when one considers how queer they're

like, seriously, lesbians waxing poetic abt literally every girl whose existence we're fkn Aware Of is. basically all of us

....hm. not sure if that was a good thing. but it was definitely a fae thing

family is defined by love, not by blood

"It’s like your girlfriend wanting to keep your t-shirt, except she can kill you with magic later using that t-shirt"

really that just makes it hotter

guess what's back on its shapeshifting bullshit again

@flowless@myasstodon.xyz the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone reinvents the monty python's flying circus sketch "a man with three buttocks"

be honest: how many of us trans folx took, or at least seriously considered, the opportunity to make danger their middle name

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

Kais such a sucker for happy endings and Im NEVER gonna let em fuckin live it down

pirate queen is a valid gender-neutral title and should be treated as such

also? why can't people just say "i am sad" or "i am happy". it's. literally less effort than to say something completely unrelated with a relevant affect

get it? bc of the horns??

this is an incredibly tired joke but im' very proud of it

"communism is when everyone's in a polycule and the more polycules there are the more communist it is" —person we're currently flirting with

me: hm, i think i might be valid in my gender
my garbage cpu:

person: how old r u
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: ok when were u born
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: whats ur fuckin birthday then
us:
us:
kai: some nonse riddle that technically answers the question