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cranking up a knob labeled cuteness and ignoring the audience’s pleas for caution

remember when the SCP people came up with skull head wolf person like "yes. this is scary" and she instantly became a million people's fursona and/or girlfriend

look, ive said it before, ill say it again, WLW stands for Warxist Leninist Waoism

"Ew, I'd rather kiss a frog," the princess cried.

The prince tried not to look hurt, but it was quite a harsh rejection.

"I'll prove it!" the princess insisted, snatching up a hapless amphibian.

"That's a toad," the prince responded helplessly.

The princess planted her full lips right on its face; and the toad promptly transformed into a young lady, wearing not a stitch.

"I'm so glad you thought I was a frog," sighed the uncursed lady.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

I’ve seen like an increase of “therapists/healers” on instagram over the past few months that basically put out this view that shames people for EVER needing or wanting healthy relationships with others or that it signifies something is wrong with them. Like putting out the view that you must heal completely alone or something is wrong with you. It’s fucking absurd and it makes me angry that theyre sharing this harmful view to a vulnerable demographic!! :-(

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beginning to suspect there are homosexuals and communists on this web's sight. there may even be homosexual communists. be careful out there

the balrogs in lotr are kinda silly like

they were a thing morgoth used in the war of the elves and then
when the war was over they just kinda

hung out under ground

forever

eternally mad at the treatment of "nonbinary" as a third gender as opposed to. you know. every other gender

New goal, get a follower on every instances so that my digital footprint will be preserved across the fediverse. Every new instance is a new phylactery for me.

step-by-step guide to agreeable relationships with an animal:
1) know things about the animal, i.e., research
2) observe the animal, its needs, its boundaries
3) give the animal things it needs and wants
4) respect its boundaries and enforce your own

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protip: stand on the scooter instead of hovering ominously, jackass

Communities inevitably disintegrate, particularly the online ones. I think it's cool that fedi enables the disintegration of individual communities while allowing their members to disperse and join other ones. It makes us more resilient.

Hi I'm rose and the tuff girl bot is my sole motivation for getting in shape

imagine being Christian and thinking that "Jesus was a brown Jewish socialist" was "a stretch" or even "interpretation"

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