Show newer

Lewd 

Fucked up that I cant use portals to go down on myself

If your executives inform you that they find it outrageous that 40% of all sick days taken by employees happen to fall on a Monday or a Friday...

...and the silence that ensues when you point out that Mondays and Fridays simply account for 40% of all workdays 😂

dear anime creators: stop putting French people in your anime. I come to anime for escapism and I don't want to be reminded that the French exist

WE WANT TO PAY YOU FOR MICRO SCI-FI! This is an open call for diverse sci-fi writers that never expires.
- POC
- LGBTQIA
- Indigenous
- Neurodiverse
- Disabled
- Chronically ill
- All marginalised voices We're open from Day 10-24 every month. storyseedvault.com/submissions

"We wish to speak with your seventh son."
"I only have six sons."
"Impossible! Are you not, yourself, a seventh son?"
"I am."
"But you have only six offspring?"
"No, Merle, my daughter-"
"Dad," Merle said, "they speak truth. I... I haven't told you, but... I am your seventh son."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #TypoCorrected

Show thread

*descends as a flock of ravens onto the timeline*

night crew

the tldr takeaway is: dear authors, creators, and so on...

if you're including fat people only to use fatness as visual shorthand for "bad person", just don't write them in.

i would rather watch a thousand things with only skinny people in it than suffer through another jackass's unexamined fatphobia.

if you were planning to do this, consider: don't. and consider: don't not just include that character, but don't fucking CREATE. don't speak a word until you sort your pathetic shit out.

Some ad on Facebook: What's your biggest concern about the socialist takeover of America

Me: That it's not happening fast enough

You can just give characters pointy ears. You can and you should

hot take: if your society “did reparations” and afterwards the aggrieved parties still suffer from wealth and income inequality, you did *not* in fact do reparations

@interneteh this is true for most crises

migration crisis -> global inequality crisis
refugee crisis -> habitat destruction crisis
financial crisis - > speculation crisis
climate crisis -> not-giving-a-fuck-about-our-children-crisis

Also, just the rent crisis. There is nowhere in the country where minimum wage covers rent

Show thread

Better names for "the homeless crisis" or "the housing crisis"

The landlord crisis
The speculation crisis
The private property crisis

Your ethnicity is not "white" 

You may have been told that it is, but it is not. "White" is not an ethnicity.

White is a social construct. Our notion of "white people" is nothing more than an outdated concept, created for the purposes of oppression and division. The entire idea of race is no different, and stems from imperialism. It has no valid scientific basis whatsoever. It's divided humanity for centuries, and still does.

There are 87 distinct European ethnicities, like Basque, Faroese, Croat, and Dane. There is no single group called "white".

But you know what kind of people use terms like "ethnically white"? Nazis.

google really should have called it TensorGrid instead of Cloud TPU

we could all be talking about AI/ML/TG/TF pipelines right now

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!