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@BestGirlGrace the cutest little [REDACTED] you never saw

I do wanna let the players be cryptids, though. What's the point of working at the secret government whatever if you can't be a cute cognitohazard

We could do this heist blindfolded, but then we'd miss exchanging knowing glances and admiring each other in motion, the sheer awe at watching an expert work and, you know, just bein' gay for each other

fellas, is it gay to kiss your second in command, twirl her around, let her hang from your arm, each drawing weapons from the other's body in a single, smooth motion as we make our last stand?

@rockario Forcing the supervillain to interrupt her gay monologue to clarify that "her right hand" is the super gay lady with the sword, and not the actual gloved right hand is a pretty good bit, tbh.

you know, scooping up your stylish, powerful second in command and doing a kiss while you pull the lever or snap your fingers. The explosion reaches its peak behind you the instant you lock lips.

This year's christmas card is gonna rule.

they're not my favorite kind of footwear so I renamed that "boot" directory to "sneaker". much more comfortable. anyway why won't my computer turn on??

i'm normally gendersuperfluid, but if you introduce flirting to the system, i undergo spontaneous symmetry breaking and fall into a genderviscous state with locally minimal heterosexuality

YES im trans
NO i cant code
we exist

Americans think they are so special for having rigged elections lmao

@starwall setting up a table across from the army recruiters about the many opportunities afforded by america's enemies

me upon seeing any game do something I don't like: that's IT. i've HAD it with you amateurs. im going to show you how it's done.
[procrastinates]

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reverse Monster Hunter where we play as monsters and we attack hunters to protect the environment.

instead of getting better weapons from their skin, we get an improved ecosystem (more animals&plants&clear water etc.) and that makes us stronger. that's the grind, instead of bigger armour you watch your forest flourish more and more. this also attracts worse hunters, creating the difficulty curve.