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why the FUCK did my hair not magically turn into the nonbinary flag the instant i came out this is an outrage

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@Lumb protip: forgive me father for i have sinned and punish me daddy i've been naughty ARE interchangeable

it's been months and i still have that thing stuck in my head that's like "i am a nonbinary, bisexual, switch. i have never made a decision in my life and i am not gonna start now"

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

tried our hand at drawing Correspondence. keep glancing at the paper expecting it to burst into flames

anyway, of course we went for the one that hits closest to home for us—To Assemble a Name from Scars. in sunless skies, it comes packaged with this description: To reforge a link in the Great Chain. A name written in the blood of your old self. Forgiveness where none is owed.

@RobinHood "i thought about asking you out in college too, but you're even cuter and more confident now!" — my most recent ex-girlfriend

@RobinHood Friend: "I have something to tell you... I... I'm a girl."

Me: *crush intensifies*

@RobinHood We're like swordfighting and that whole Princess Bride thing happens

"You're pretty good, but I must tell you something: I'm not actually a man!"

And then I change my sword to my other hand

"Aha! However, I'm not actually androphilic!"

And then she changes sword hands too.

Someone said when you're talking to older folks about your politics, tell them you don't think you're ever gonna be able to have children bc of the way economic conditions are. For some reason this really freaks people from that generation out and helps clarify things for them

*a crush transitions*

Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”

the most eco-friendly product is no product at all

abolish police for safety
abolish prisons for justice
abolish private health insurance for public health

staring from the position that autism and schizophrenia have pretty similar presentations on the whole, and recalling that the modern psychiatric stereotype of schizophrenia was dramatically revised in the mid-20th century in order to pathologize Black Civil Rights activists, the intensification of anti-Blackness and police violence for Black autistics suddenly makes a lot of sense huh?

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fun little-known fact, autism and ADHD are both documented to co-occur pretty frequently with hallucinations. this makes three (3) "different" "diagnoses" which, pragmatically speaking, are characterized primarily by
1) perceptible oddity
2) executive dysfunction
3) divergent sensory processing
4) (optionally) psychosis

what is the third (3rd) diagnosis not so far mentioned? schizophrenia. schizophrenics are the ones we subject most directly to madness stigma and are widely, not-very-consensually treated with anti-psychotics that are very hard to tolerate, and don't solve the problems that actually make it hard to live with schizophrenia.

what are those problems? social discrimination and functional deficits related to executive dysfunction — the classic "I know the lightbulb is out and I have a lightbulb and a stepstool, but I haven't replaced the lightbulb and it's been weeks" kind of problem, writ large.

these are, in fact, support needs common to autistics and ADHD people.

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Hey fellow Bi and Pan folks!

Imposter syndrome is super common within our adorable little subsets of the community!

Worried you’re not Bi or Pan enough? That’s the imposter syndrome talking!

But you ARE!
You’re more than enough!
You’re awesome!

The witch glared at the spellbook.
"Fresh virgin blood," she muttered. "That's a stupid ingredient."
"Can't you use your own?" her raven asked.
"Depends on whether the author meant 'Never had sex' or 'Never had sex with a man'."
"Did a man write the spell?"
"Hah! Good question."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

death of a famous person 

Katherin Johnson, woman who was the focal point of Hidden Figures, the black woman who was the reason we were able to go to the moon...

she died today at the age of 101.

Godspeed. You deserve rest.

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