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@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city cognitohazardous shitpost is, in fact, my gender

my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther

achieve maximum genderfuck by actually seducing the concept of gender

exhaustion but it keeps getting faster

the secret to a healthy polyamourous relationship is communism

@alexis @chillallmen@mastodon.social manufuckturing

why the FUCK did my hair not magically turn into the nonbinary flag the instant i came out this is an outrage

anyone: says a compliment
my brain: loop { }

it's been months and i still have that thing stuck in my head that's like "i am a nonbinary, bisexual, switch. i have never made a decision in my life and i am not gonna start now"

be the monster you want to fuck in the world

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

tried our hand at drawing Correspondence. keep glancing at the paper expecting it to burst into flames

anyway, of course we went for the one that hits closest to home for us—To Assemble a Name from Scars. in sunless skies, it comes packaged with this description: To reforge a link in the Great Chain. A name written in the blood of your old self. Forgiveness where none is owed.

@autistikai anime antagonist hair, in my case

@RobinHood "i thought about asking you out in college too, but you're even cuter and more confident now!" — my most recent ex-girlfriend

@RobinHood We're like swordfighting and that whole Princess Bride thing happens

"You're pretty good, but I must tell you something: I'm not actually a man!"

And then I change my sword to my other hand

"Aha! However, I'm not actually androphilic!"

And then she changes sword hands too.

*a crush transitions*

Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”