"Write for me," instructed the princess.
"What do you wish me to write," asked the bard.
"Anything."
"But what do you wish to read."
"I do not wish to read."
"Do you wish for me to read to you?"
"No. Just write," the princess commanded, closing the curtains around her bed.
And the bard did so in their dimly lit corner, jotting down all words that came to mind, so the princess could fall asleep to the sound of nib scratching parchment.
"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap
homophobia, life expectancy
People who are not homophobic live 2.5 years longer in average than homophobic people, according to large study that claims to have corrected for external factors:
‘Specifically, they wrote, anti-gay prejudice was "associated with increased risk of cardiovascular-related causes of death."’
https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/antigay-prejudice-and-elevated-mortality-2014-2
@DissidentKitty *checks self with counter* I seem to have been exposed to a lethal dose of gay
@Sorl i am always sincere to girls and that is why i am always flirting with and dating girls. this gets awkward when i have to cry about their beauty while flirting with them, but my burdens are many
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own