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GATEKEEPER: a mechanical device (such as a building or time)

@BestGirlGrace fire is just old-school computers

if libraries didnt already exist liberals would say the idea was impossible and costs too much money

@autistikai You don't have to be A LIVING ECHO OF A MATHEMATICAL PROOF to ENJOY FIRE, but it helps!

close your eyes. breathe in through your nose for a count of five, out through your mouth for a count of seven. smell the air coming in and taste it coming out. feel the warmth of light on your face. feel the weight of the clothes on your body. exist, just for this moment, and enjoy your sensations. most of all, enjoy the knowledge of the fact that you can feel all of these things, right now, in the present moment, and margaret thatcher can't because she's fucking dead

Hi Fellow Trans Dykes table of contents:
- why gender is such a raw deal and yet being a girl is rad
- you're actually super hot, trust me on this
- list of trans crowd funds you should donate to if you have stable income
- girls,,,, pretty
- fashion tips from me, a girl who hates dresses
- a crossword that's just transfem inside jokes
- gIRLS pRETTY
- it's ok to not (some shitty stereotype about trans women)
- 20 page rant about cishet bullshit
- ok but seriously call me, or at least follow me on mastodon
- girls!!! pretty!!!!

the 2016/2198/5100/0/1492/-5*10^12 Chronology Protection Accords banned the construction of temporal weapons and established a set of inviolate reference frames with regards to human history. these reference frames involve the maintenance of a variety of oppressions that ensure the creation of the Accords and the authorities that wrote them. as Time Revolutionaries, your duty is to wield whatever temporal weapons you can steal, build, or invoke to break the shackles of history, kill Time Cops, and create a better past for humanity

#nobot should not even be necessary. No bots should ever follow or even interact with anyone unless explicitly requested by that person. I block any that do so.

did someone mention shitting on XR

Landlords are made for eating.

@vyr demons know the magic words to use hell powers (computer commands), which they use to corrupt mortal souls (hack into the mainframe). they tempt mortals with delightful trinkets (video games), visions of power (BitCoin), and erotic pleasures (anime avatars). once the mortal signs the contract (takes basic cybersecurity measures) they may even have the option of becoming a demon themself (installing linux).

hers, hers, hers, hers, and hers matching bath towels

@DissidentKitty now tagging all my thinkposts with BTW

"Write for me," instructed the princess.

"What do you wish me to write," asked the bard.

"Anything."

"But what do you wish to read."

"I do not wish to read."

"Do you wish for me to read to you?"

"No. Just write," the princess commanded, closing the curtains around her bed.

And the bard did so in their dimly lit corner, jotting down all words that came to mind, so the princess could fall asleep to the sound of nib scratching parchment.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

hey y’all i found the ironclad Grindr-killer