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polycules are truly the most complicated fractals

@velexiraptor toeing the line between butch and femme like a lich between life and death,,,, is difficult

lewd shitpost 

crowdsourcing my breast cancer screening by asking passersby to go hog wild on my titties

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lewd shitpost 

crowdsourcing my prostate exam by asking random strangers to fuck me in the ass

this image is funnier when you consider that this is egypt and it hadn't snowed for 112 years before then. literally a once in a lifetime opportunity

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Mad respect for aquatic mammals. Evolution was like "You don't have to be in the water anymore" and they just said "Nah" until their legs went away again.

re: corruption kink 

i keep having these ideas with "good christan boy" characters who don't know they're about to not be at least two of those three things anymore, i've started just referring to them as succubus eggs

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corruption kink 

good christian boy to succubus plot, but she stays devout if wildly heterodox afterwards

@DissidentKitty woah how do i get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, that sounds great

The Dragon Prince 

In case you need any further convincing, here are some other things I enjoyed:

• One of the three main characters is a black kid
• Various lesbians
• The only gay male kiss I've ever seen in a kids cartoon
• Heavy topics dealt with in complex and mature ways
• Well written dynamic characters
• Adorable goofball antagonists
• Romantic subplot which, although straight, feels organic and not forced
• Satisfying character arcs and plotlines
• Some really nice worldbuilding

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So recently, I marathon'd my way through all 3 series of The Dragon Prince on Netflix, and I really enjoyed it!

If you feel like watching something new and haven't seen it yet, I'd totally recommend it.

@CornishRepublicanArmy Even when you are wrong you just break the laws of physics till you are correct

*holding hands meme*

me wanting to stay private online

me wanting to be an activist of some kind

*hands repelling like two identical magnets*

america: we should run everything like a business because its more efficient

also america: every single citizen has to duplicate tax report work that is already done by the IRS because of lobbying by turbotax

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