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i'm pretty sure if u took the average housecate and taught them to use a computer i wouldn't be able to tell us apart

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thought process:
datemate's not paying attention to me
must be broken
try turning off and on again

Avoiding Amazon 

"Amazon’s sales have hit £8,800 a second, while concerns persist about its tax affairs, treatment of staff and effect on small retailers. Here’s how to buy everything from technology to beauty to books without it"

theguardian.com/technology/202

there's one more pixel's worth of empty space on the right than the left

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Remember. Western society tries hard to make us cold and ruthless. An act of kindness is an act of rebellion.

Go. Rebel.

u kno that feeling when anything remotely bad happens & yr like
that's awful *turns into a 17 piece knife set*

sd (small dragon)
hd (huge dragon)
uhd (ultra huge dragon)

u kno that feeling when anything remotely bad happens & yr like
that's awful *turns into a 17 piece knife set*

based on my experience in the last 7 years or so, i'd say people are born fully formed and 21 years old. i haven't met anyone in person who was younger than that since maybe college

it actually takes astonishingly little institutional trauma to make you deeply unwilling to seek out medical help for new problems ever again

"we're in this weird position of clearly being u-haul lesbians but being too poor to u-haul"
—one of my datemates, absolutely destroying me in a single sentence

chopping off the invisible hand of the market and slurping out the delicious invisible meat inside, then wearing it like a glove (it gives me +2 to dexterity rolls and gives a mean wank)

we remember having a number of pronoun resource sites, but the only one we can remember the name or url of is pronoun.is, which....while we appreciate the resource, it's rather limited relative to the others we remember using. does anyone have any other suggestions?

"Are you a boy or a girl" I am merely a calamity that has successfully approximated human form, also girl

Transphobic, cont'd 

To be fair folks, the in-game screenshot might be made up. Diggin' through more info, the only transphobic reference in-game that's confirmed, is one to CWC where they refer to her as a "manbaby".

The main dev and their girlfriend's views tho is pretty much slamdunk, and several sites and users has documented their behaviour:
dailydot.com/irl/heartbeat-tra

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TIL that the reason hold music always sounds so staticky and shitty is that these days phone audio compression is tightly optimized for human voice frequencies only so it really chews up music

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