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we need more positivity about corvids! i know there's lots out there but i'm vain and people should know they're supposed to love me! gimme shinies!

playing endless sky 

also the republic navy are the ones who keep trying to scan my cargo and fine me for carrying illegal goods and i don't get what the big deal is? but more frustratingly when i'm out of fuel and i need to ask one of the friendly random ships nearby to help half the time it's a navy ship and i get shot down by pirates because the pirates are trying to shoot the navy but i can't get out of the way bc i need to dock with them for fuel

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I've talked about this before but the level of propaganda here is astounding. I grew up in a nation defined by its resistance to monarchy, but when they told me that same country still has a monarch they just said "it's actually fine" and I never questioned it again

They really can make people think anything, huh

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playing endless sky 

i see so much recruitment propaganda from the republic navy just flying around and a) i have no idea if it's even possible to join b) i'm so glad i accidentally sided against the republic if they're Like This

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remember when the first work of sci fi in the english language was written by a woman about becoming the lesbian queen of the furries

polls don’t show up properly on mobile so every once in a while i’ll just get a contextless notification about a post that’s like “are furries muppets?” or “i’m about to start world war iii “

playing endless sky 

i am, officially, an accidental pirate. well, smuggler, to be precise. probably there was some kind of signs when i took the job that it wasn't strictly legal but i only noticed when the people i delivered to were all cagey

i don't know how to feel about being so oblivious i *accidentally* became a smuggler. woulda preferred that to be a deliberate choice on my part

You meet a girl, she's gorgeous, she makes you laugh, she's got a big dick, she likes the things you like and thinks you're special, but then you go to move in and find out she prefers Top Ramen to Maruchan.

wyd

*I see a crow* ur such a fucking crow... I love it

lewd dumb 

challenging social norms by cuddling before, during, and after sex

anyway time to go play games accompanied by a fresh playlist of drastically unfitting music i'd say see y'all later but lbr i'm gonna tab right back in here not five minutes out

i have no idea how to communication but i sure do say things that people seem to think are communcative in nature

i'm not sure if this is a threat or an offer but it is very much a True Statement About Me so i guess that works too

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seriously if you do anything whatsoever that reminds me of any part of a song i know i Will start singing it

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my mind is a music player and neither my conscious nor my subconscious know how to dj

Truly what the fuck is happening on this site this morning

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