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Kids, gender is pretty fucked up

I can't believe Kib Razorsubtle is dead. That did not shock me.

— Zan Toltotònul, sheriff

I was near to my own Bed. No, I'm not interested.

— Vutok Saziruker, Recruit

*sings*
Iii wanna hug somebody
I wanna cuddle up with somebody
Yeah I wanna hug somebody
Hug somebody who loves me.

happy crying about girls rn

“If being gay was a choice, I'd be gayer”

I taught striking. That was satisfying.

— Tekkud Thizkol, Recruit

Instead of "uninitialised variables" you could call them "state secrets". :3

I'm NOT giving you my phone number for 'extra security'. We both know you mean, "So we can sell it and give you even more spam.

If you want my phone number, you'll have to get it from google like everyone else.

idk what it is abt keanu reeves but he's the only man

Good morning everyone! To my transgender friends you are valid and wonderful! Do have an excellent day today everyone! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🏳️‍🌈

happy girlfriend's day to my girlfriend (the loch ness monster)!

Humans bore me. I should retreat into the wilderness.

FYI you are worthy of healthcare and being treated like a human being regardless of your weight or how "fit" you are (and acknowledging the two things don't even friggin intersect).

Socialism: we live in a society

Communism: we live in a community

Capitalism: we live in a hat

So which one of you is Aziraphale and which one of you is Crowley?

why did they keep making games after gameboy it was perfect they should have just kept making more genders

national girlfriend's day is a thing for het women who call their friends their girlfriends, technically, but fuck that noise

this post is especially for the gals who have literally called their partner their girlfriend and still had people assume yall are friends

@kioskwitch hell yeah, I'm genderdruid