very mild kink
@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging
me: if you look at the cool thing you will die
person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then
me: i have trained you well
@popstar ask your doctor if Mastodon is right for you
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own