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I have improved my misc. object. That was satisfying.

— Lïdshethel, Polar Bear Man

Okay, which of you wrote “trans rights are human rights” in the dirt on the wall of this tunnel? They also wrote “all cats are beautiful” so I know it was one of you.

nsfw ment 

to clarify: it worked exactly as intended, since the porn is significantly brighter than anything else on my computer (probably on account of dark mode or it hurts my eyes)

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nsfw ment 

....okay so i just opened a porn thing specifically so i could use it to see better instead of turning on a light. i don't know what to think about this

today i found out somebody translated smash mouth all star into aramaic, and back into english, by hand, just because they could. the internet is a wonderful place

characters with too many limbs in not quite the right places

also, in case folks are confused here, this is from the official A House of Many Doors listing on the steam store

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plural/startrek shitpost 

Are Data on star trek plural? If he wasn't, wouldn't he be Datum?

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

i should play homd some more. it's been a while since the last time i fucked a sapient mile-high tower of conjoined crows

Star Trek TNG Hot Take 

Data's a good boy

the rumours of my gender have been greatly exaggerated

when scots words bot accidentally grabs a regular english word

correction: it's exceedingly common for them to be really d__n disturbing for a modern minority audience

from my understanding, most cis white dudes are left unscathed by reading these

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honestly a lot of the so-called classics of literature fit this general pattern—most of them are relatively uninteresting to a modern audience in terms of writing style, and the majority of them are useful tools for developing a contextual perspective on the time & place they were written. the downside, of course, is that it's exceedingly common for them to be really d__n disturbing for a modern audience, especially if one happens to be a minority, since the list tends to be curated by white men

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i will, however, encourage folx to look into dickens' work if you're not already familiar with it. i wouldn't generally recommend any of his novels, but his short stories tend to be good and it's worth reading commentaries on a christmas carol just for the history—i'm legitimately impressed by the amount of detail he fit into that one story in support of better treatment for the poor, and a lot of it is hard for a modern audience to pick up on. so decent commentary contextualises a Lot of things

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