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literally none of this is an exaggeration, btw, aside from that probably there's some people who do actually speak those languages

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the talk about names is reminding me that my legal name is:
• at least a couple puns
• twelve fuck yous in a trenchcoat
• too long to fit in most legal forms
• multiple deities
• a handful of languages nobody speaks
• also i'm not sure i can take my Own first name seriously tbh

....i just saw someone compare a thing to the song we didn't start the fire

and then, to illustrate that comparison, set it to the tune of once in a lifetime

Is there anyone at NPR who is:

a) less than 100 years old

and

b) a lifetime inhabitant of the planet earth

people love to argue that trans health is a neglectable minority interest but as soon as it's about the cost of hrt it's suddenly this big strain on the budget

there's nothing there. or, more to the point, what is there is a notable absence of thing. there's nothing there, so obviously it cannot convey emotions, but somehow you are certain it wants to be your friend

....i forgot about the number ten

i forgot. the number ten. existed

i'm here, i'm queer, i'm—hold that thought. actually i'm not here gottagobye

hm i Could be doing things rn

or i could contemplate how much effort it takes to look properly fae when out & about

i'm not gonna do things

mh ---- 

violently clinging to the small handful of words that are Definitely Me because everything else is a storm-tossed sea of confusion and identity crises we vehemently do not have time for right now

i don't actually know how to use a computer it's really the gremlins that live in my laptop doing all this stuff for me

“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
― Terry Pratchett

also i accidentally stumbled across a song called 'too many hands' and like. could they have Possibly picked a more exciting name for this random song that sounds exactly like a dozen other songs i already know

....so i Was gonna unleash devastation upon the world but i got distracted and discovered/invented a new genre of music

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