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random sentence i thought of:

"I'm not here to be a light in darkness; I'm just here to offer a lantern to those in need"

Hot Takes about Internet Drama < Hot takes about Philosophers

one of the all time great bits is referring to a fictional character as "firstname series"

Your password must contain:

At least one upper class character
At least one lower class character
At least one symbolic character
At least one character being punished by the gods
At least one character with a dark secret
At least one character who pilots a giant robot
At least one character torn by unrequited desire and self-reproach
At least one character from the Supplemental Outer Ideographic Plane
At least one space station
At least one instance of the string 'password'
At least one number

Phrases nobody seems to realize are redundant:

- disaster capitalism
- far right
- trans goddess

have you played: Princess Remedy in A World of Hurt?

it's very good and cute and also free, you should try it

....i should've realised before getting into this that "fae biology" isn't actually a thing that follows any consistent rules

If you're gay you're allowed to steal anything that a company has made in rainbow colours.

never coherently explaint anything before and frankly offended at the insinuation that i can

Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

never coherently explaint anything before and frankly offended at the insinuation that i can

ok why is it that the Gorgon of all people is the one who ends up being the phoenix and not like. the dozen different bird folx. what

the only valid cryptocurrency is tokens carved with an eldritch god image

family stuff & name changes, retrospective 

i got really gorram lucky that wolverine danger was a name that runs in the family so i didn't have to alienate anyone when i picked it

on the other hand, i'd already been not on speaking terms with most of my blood for years before then

not actually sure what the difference ends up being. either i distanced myself from them and changed my name or i changed my name and distanced myself from them. would've all happened about the same time anyhow

me: character generator, generate me a character

character generator: *whir whir whir*

character generator: *chugga chugga chugga*

character generator: *whir whir whir*

character generator: *clunk*

character generator: "7"

me: ........ 🤦‍♀️

Calling strikebreakers "scabs" is extremely good and must come back

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

making really distinctive and useful comparisons but only ever comparing to things that have completely unrelated homonyms

ok so it turns out if u uninstall feet it's much more difficult to walk

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