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like, actually cackling. like i'm the kind of person who will interrupt your dumbed-down explanation because i just started laughing hearing these things i've known for æons

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cackling at the fact that medical professionals think they need to explain how hormones work to me, a trans person,

i'm not usually one for profanity but i just looked up a character i remember liking and

holy shit. hoooly fUCKing shit im fuckiGN GAY

on the other hands....this is an Interesting Subject that i need More Information About. if i actually manage to start looking into it i won't stop

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frickin h*ck i forgot i was gonna do go research a thing like. five? twelve? hour ago

ideally i won't just turn around and come right back here but i know better than to expect that

I posit that mermaids, who are deep deep sea dwellers, would not be human sized, but much much larger, like the giant squid.

mermaids are the sunken Prometheans

the consorts of the elder gods,

those who serve as Cthulhu's priesthood

the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

suddenly reminded i made this and immediately compelled to share it everywhere

thinkin about the concept of kyriarchy n how it's a v useful term but doesn't actually account for regional variance in terms of how axes of oppression intersect different (and sometimes are just different axes) in different places

polytheist shitposting 

don't fuck with me! i have the power of god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and anime on my side

I'm liking this campus already - they've got a bathroom for my true gender 🦇

My very sleepy wife: *snrf, yawn, sleepy grumbles* - "I had a dream about you! You were being a wizard!"

M: "di-DID I HAVE A SICK HAT?"

W: "yeeeeaa-"

M: "DID I HAVE A SICK BEARD???"

W: "nuuu???!! "

M: ...
M: ... What... What was I doing that was all wizardy then??

Wife, already falling back asleep, talking through lil yawn and murps: "complaining about how lord of the rings was unrealistic wizard representation".

suddenly reminded i made this and immediately compelled to share it everywhere

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

realising i don't Do the like. comma ellipses thing. despite my communicative patterns otherwise perfectly aligning with everything else about that particular style. i do mispunctuate my sentences on porpoise, though,

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