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my name's lynne and i'm here to say, socialist girls are why i'm a lesbian

saying “pardon my french” before actually speaking in french to someone

fascists: wow really? you’re going to rob the billionaires blind? sounds like that makes you the fascists..

me: why stop at robbing them blind? there are four other senses!

aster is like. the most wholesome fae. bc they play a riddle game against you and if they win all they do is laugh at you instead of....what any other fae would do in that position

playing through the tutorial in a game i could beat in my sleep bc it's so nice & friendly

honestly the previous bit makes it even more blatant but i can't be bothered to go back and grab a screen of that so you'll just have to play the game yourself

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this is a trans thing

i do not know or care whether this was designed to be a trans thing or even if it was made by a trans people. this is absolutely a trans thing

“Americanization Day, Loyalty Day, and Labor Day have one troubling fact in common: They are stark evidence that the U.S. government has long held a vested interest in quashing dissent and cracking down on radical political organizers; in this case, the anarchist, communist, socialist, and trade unionist workers who were behind some of the greatest working class struggles of the 19th and 20th centuries.”

teenvogue.com/story/history-la

other people:
he. he. CW lewd im nekkid

me:
you can't make me wear clothes at home. COP

imo cooking/baking together is a much better idea for a date than just going to a restaurant

lots of clap emojis 

👏 every 👏 trans 👏 girl 👏 deserves 👏 free 👏 hugs 👏 and 👏 snuggles 👏

not actually horny but 

im. taking my clothes off. to exercise. and i can't figure out how to say this in a way that doesn't sound Super Hornt. and it's hilarious to me

When white people say "where does it stop?" to reparations, that's because they're beginning to comprehend the sheer extent of what they should give back. That's the sound of their head spinning at the sheer enormity of what they have committed

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