Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

unfortunately, the bots are incapable of self improvement

average day on fedi

how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf

Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always

piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly

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what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

I'm completely, hopelessly gay

i think it should be a normal part of meeting new people to learn their pronouns, just like you learn their names. it’s not something special or monumental, it’s just a part of who you are

Honestly as a mostly 'passing' trans girl, I'm fucking delighted when a cis person double-checks my pronouns regardless of their initial assumptions, it's great and shows that they care at least a little why the fuck would anyone not want that??

My ID says male but I have a girl name, a lot of people get confused and the best situations are the ones where they acknowledge it and make a quick joke about administration being a fuck after asking for my pronouns, not the ones where they say ma'am right off the bat (since that's often boring and can cause issues)