Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

Imagine being as gay as this bitch *gestures to myself*

The word "lazy" is a weapon of manipulation. It's a tool used to illegitimize the issues of people that can't handle things as easily as "normal" people deem standard.

Miss me with the technical definition, "someone who's perfectly able and open to do something necessary, but just doesn't feel like it." It's not the subject of the discussion, and bringing it up proves you have no interest in the actual point.

Moving right along.

utopian future in the 1980s: flying cars
utopian future in the 2020s: no cars

No, sir, I do not uwu at you, sir, but I
uwu, sir.

want to kiss, girl,, irl,

Queer update: I'm very exhaustedly queer.

"this is so clunky" i say, making clunk noises

philia, eros, storge, philautia, ludus, pragma, mania, agape

long ago, the eight loves lived together in harmo—wait who let mania in here shoo

nice

Why do we say "oh boy" when girls are just,

you know

girls

hey mobility aids are amazing and wonderful and people should have free access to them

"oh, welcome, Mr. Achnid." "actually it's Mrs. Achnid. Like, the plural of Mr. I'm 500 spiders in a trenchcoat"

you call them steamed punks, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled