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So the secret to not waking up tired is to sleep early! Who would have thought?! Now that's a life hack I'll remember!

i am unapologetically weird. i don’t give a rat’s ass what you think about my hobbies or my likes. excuse me for having a fucking personality just because it doesn’t line up with what you think is acceptable

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What did you do over the last 7 years?

We don't know, there was a lot of science fiction and Shitposting though.

This sign at the union that hosts our DSA meetings has the right idea

something that's been on my mind lately: white folks spend So Much time and money killing plants just because they aren't the one kind of plant they want growing there. like... nature is so abundant, if we just stopped fucking poisoning and chopping things all day long there would be plants everywhere in like 3 months. many of those would be edible. we spend so much energy just stopping nature from doing its thing.

(this is not a metaphor but it could be. what are you weedwhacking in your soul?)

Imagine being as gay as this bitch *gestures to myself*

the word "lazy", mh, abuse (thread) 

The word "lazy" is a weapon of manipulation. It's a tool used to illegitimize the issues of people that can't handle things as easily as "normal" people deem standard.

Miss me with the technical definition, "someone who's perfectly able and open to do something necessary, but just doesn't feel like it." It's not the subject of the discussion, and bringing it up proves you have no interest in the actual point.

Moving right along.

utopian future in the 1980s: flying cars
utopian future in the 2020s: no cars

philia, eros, storge, philautia, ludus, pragma, mania, agape

long ago, the eight loves lived together in harmo—wait who let mania in here shoo

Why do we say "oh boy" when girls are just,

you know

girls :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobheart: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats:

hey mobility aids are amazing and wonderful and people should have free access to them

"oh, welcome, Mr. Achnid." "actually it's Mrs. Achnid. Like, the plural of Mr. I'm 500 spiders in a trenchcoat"

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