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who will be the fifth

hey you know your favorite sitcoms and how the man and woman lead are always helping each other out and getting excited about each other's romantical pursuits, but in the end they get together and you're all happy about it? well,

incompetence levels are currently at 92% but fluctuating wildly

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Not spending money is a non-optional part of a general strike. During strikes you can't cross the picket line, and during general strikes the picket line is everywhere

Don't feel bad if there's an unavoidable expense, but just try to avoid consumption as much as possible. If there's anything you're going to need next week, stock up on it now

#ClimateStrike #GlobalClimateStrike #EarthStrike

@OCRbot

life hack:

you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"

there is more than one search engine

don't internalize the brands' language

@OCRbot

@OCRbot

I simply want to live in a castle with a polycule who all own swords

"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in it's-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

lisp people: "you know lisp is really elegant, with only a handful of operations you can do anything--"
assembly people, hollering from the toilet: "HEY DID YOU KNOW THE MOV INSTRUCTION IS TURING COMPLETE?"