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Princess Bride, birdsite 

This actually is the only acceptable option though

"Geeks" are compulsive consumers. They (we) emotionally invest in corporate intellectual property and offer near guaranteed sales. They voluntarily promote and market products for ownership and compete for status by consuming. Geek culture took over because marketers saw an opportunity and actively promulgated it.

That's my intellectual complaint. My real complaint is that it got lazy and now seems to just recycle Generation X's childhood over and over again.

some of you may be asking, "harp, why would you write artoo deetoo as a hideous little troll?"

and to that i say:

have we seen the same movies? it may be beep boop, but we all know that beep boop is "i don't give a fuck, let's fuck this shit up YEEHAW"

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theres gotta be a good paper premise in tracking how monsters fabricated from social fears get reclaimed by queer people and turned into mundane beings for storytelling but im not smart enough to write it

punk rock levels are 100% and rising

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

games that let you date characters regardless of gender: 👌
games that have canonically queer characters regardless of player choices: 👌👌👌

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

due to the limitations of computer graphics, the earth isn't truly "round" per se, rather it's made up of many small triangles that give the appearance of a round object. it's a trillionohedron

implied violence against transphobes 

Stranger: I support trans people!

Me: :blobheartcat:

Stranger: But,

Me: :blob_anarchist: 👉 :guillotine_trans:

oh good there's people being gay on my feed i was worried for a second there

honestly the process by which the discourse bot generates discourse (fill-in-the-blank with completely random concepts) is not meaningfully different from how most internet discourse is generated by humans

so i was talking with ppl about a dnd party composed entirely of bards, and the campaign is basically just a rock opera. why not be a band?

anyway then we got thinking about your options for instrument choices, whether you wanna be a rock band, a marching band, a medieval style band, etc., and i think i came up with my favorite band concept ever

just like, four people who are all doing a different "one man band" schtick

subtooting an entire ideology 

my friends, sobbing: you can't just call everything anarchism
me, pointing at communal ownership of the means of production: anarchism

Good morning Fediverse! My solidarity is going out to all people who cannot participate in today's #climatestrike. People who are physically or mentally unable to participate, people who are bound by (paid or unpaid) care work, people who are unable to travel to the next strike location, and all others. Being able to attend a strike is a privilege, and nobody should be shamed for not having it.

being transformed by your friends is good, actually :trans_egg: :blobnom_trans:
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Horny? In my timeline? It's more likely that you think.

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