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now i'm imagining a gorgon with ball python hair. the little puppy faces. she drops something in the kitchen and her startled hairs all curl right up

Hardy boys reboot where one of them transitions and becomes Nancy Drew

last night i had a dream where a new competitor to duckduckgo came up, goosegoosestop

any time you typed the goose from untitled goose game tried to steal your computer

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Remember to use quotation marks when talking about "overpopulation" as it's not a real thing - we're simply quoting genocidal racists and eugenics freaks

Me, trying to be cool: “I’m going to do a hecking swear.”

No no, he is not Zelda. Zelda is the princess. The main character of the games is called Zelda's Monster.
#games #frankenstein

misgendering, abuse ment (++) 

today someone apologised for having misgendered me the other day. specifically bc they wanted not to out me to a person who they knew had previously kinda tried to ruin my life. feels good to be acknowledged like this

Is she... you know, *mimes making this joke* recursive?

free proverb i just made up 

which drop of water contains the ocean?

sometimes we get a very abrupt reminder of how finnish we are. usually it's something to do with:
• heat/cold tolerance
• sauna
• metal
• sisu
• 'oh right our name is fkn wolverine danger'
• nudity
• why tf does nobody know finnish
• why tf does anybody know finnish

most of these are the same thing really (see also: sisu)

The tenets of knowledge can be summed up as follows: That one should strive always to advance truth to the full extent of one's capacity. To lie, or otherwise spread untruth is sin; equally sinful is to prevent the spread of truthful information. The practitioner is obligated, should they be aware, to counter any misinformation they find. Perhaps most damning is a refusal to actively encourage the spread of truth. Thus are the tenets of knowledge, and their sins.

shadowrun, stallman 

hm, yeah. at best, this aged poorly. at worst....i don't want to think about that, tbh

Just read this quote on Mr T's thoughts on his name on Wikipedia and cried a bit

why do I have to keep having programming takes, aaah it got long 

my take about any given language is that they're all tools. you pick the right tool for the job, and it's good to have a wide variety of tools at your disposal

I was born in a C# cave, so I wouldn't reach for Java without a good reason because it's not what I'm most productive in, but it's there.

also, whatever you pick is going to be fast enough unless you have some particular need for performance, like you're running in tight loops or keeping hardware requirements down or you're a high frequency trader or Google for some reason. if your program is mostly IO bound (like most things these days that mostly do web requests), you don't really care.

also also, learning languages isn't the important thing. it's about learning fundamental concepts, how to express them, and what that particular tool makes easy and what it makes difficult. Remember: the tools you use shape you, and getting stuck in any one mindset is a terrible waste. Broaden those horizons.

i want to do a long educational thread on here but i don't even have the attention span to figure out what i'd want to write about much less actually write the thing

things i was not expecting to see today: an honest-to-gods Cutesy interpretation of greek myth. Cutesy. y'know, with all the like. cute little gods committing cute little murders and such. i have no idea how this is supposed to work and as a result i am compelled to follow this through to the end

IMPORTANT UPDATE on this cartoon thing: the creator's name is gaylord. like, that's the Actual Name of this person

i've never seen this name in the wild omh*ck

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so my search results here are uh. some combination of memes and tips on """becoming a god""". the weird part is that there's about an even split between spiritualish hokum and d&d guides

if it were, say, godbound or nobilis guides instead, i'd understand

also there's some kind of cartoon thing in here? but idk what it is so i cant categorise it

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