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when binary movers won't cut it

Snugglepunk

getting revolutionary on main

There's no telling how much of the writing of ancient authors was obviously satirical or sarcastic back in the day.

now i'm imagining a gorgon with ball python hair. the little puppy faces. she drops something in the kitchen and her startled hairs all curl right up

last night i had a dream where a new competitor to duckduckgo came up, goosegoosestop

any time you typed the goose from untitled goose game tried to steal your computer

Remember to use quotation marks when talking about "overpopulation" as it's not a real thing - we're simply quoting genocidal racists and eugenics freaks

Me, trying to be cool: “I’m going to do a hecking swear.”

No no, he is not Zelda. Zelda is the princess. The main character of the games is called Zelda's Monster.
#games #frankenstein

sometimes we get a very abrupt reminder of how finnish we are. usually it's something to do with:
• heat/cold tolerance
• sauna
• metal
• sisu
• 'oh right our name is fkn wolverine danger'
• nudity
• why tf does nobody know finnish
• why tf does anybody know finnish

most of these are the same thing really (see also: sisu)