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we should use our local public sectors (city, municipal, county) to force wages upward, by giving public workers higher wages, forcing the private sector to offer more competitive wages

HELP i danced so hard the broken clock the next room over started working and rang the hour

and yes, our phone isn't internet-compatible. we have enough difficulty with basic necessities we can't afford a smartphone

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no i will not share pictures. even if i wanted to, my only working camera is on my phone

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showered, tied my hair back, and put my clothes on wrong. idk what im doin but i look queer

why tf do people even boost this garbage i create. love urselvs, folx

thread of the week!

dio brando represents the capitalist myth of being able to "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", and his transformation into a vampire is indicative of the corrosive influence of capitalism on the individual's psyche. furthermore, (1/??)

Any questionable content strip that has Bubbles in it is a 1000% better

remember when the US tax payers bailed out the banks to help address the financial crisis? remember when the banks didn't bail out the US tax payers with their stock of bank-owned foreclosed homes to address the housing crisis?

"Just stop taking credit for other people's work!"

"Oh, good idea, glad I thought of it."

shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved

perks of being kobold:
-see bug, eat bug
-scamper through fields with impunity
-scuttle about in cool caves and dungeons whenever
-yawp and squawk and hiss. go iai! and iau! at any time
-nice scales and horns and tail
-kobold communism

downsides of being kobold:
-troubled by adventurers
-dragon might step on you
-capitalists
-shedding sometimes

Apparently hot take on raising kids 

Teaching children manners, and to say thank you after being provided a service (most likely by someone who is underpaid and overworked) is uhhh not teaching them to submit to authority. It's teaching them to express gratitude to someone who is doing something for them that they can't/dont want to do themselves.

I love that fall means you get automatic leaf jerky. It just falls from the tree and I’m happy for that

If people were really "for" capitalism, the greedy, gold-hoarding dragon would be the hero in every story.

The use of content warnings on the fediverse have not only made it a safer and more welcoming community for everyone, but also allowed users to make hilarious jokes whose punchlines can only be delivered in the specific context of a platform with this type of culture regarding content warnings, and this very effective implementation of them. In this essay I will

German metal workers have won the right to a 28-hour working week in a landmark deal between employers and Europe’s biggest union.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/0

*watching a maiden get sacrificed to a monster* that should be ME

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