Show newer

customer: Good morning!
me: morning
customer: How are you?
me, autism haver: you have exhausted your daily pleasantry limit of: one (1)

TIL househouse paid tribute to aboriginal folks in their credits for goose game

how incredibly wholesome twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1

so....convincing self to take care of physical needs involved the phrase "physical health is just meatspace mental health" which. idk why that was useful, but it was

1. write rpg stuff
2. play rpgs
3. read rpg stuff
4. talk about rpg stuff online

choose 2

if you think about a joke for even a second before you post it, you're dead

Hugs, good. Holding hands? Nice. Kissing? Not enough people are saying how good it is. Snuggling? Highly recommend. Most consensual human contact is just real nice

really organic life is just like if robots didn't have any idea what they were doing.

RT @awkwardgoogle@twitter.com
Artist creates pet dragons that seem almost too alive
By Wood Splitter Lee Cross

Shadowrun/Cyberpunk character inspiration: whoever runs the big truck memes insta as a rigger/tech

so today's gender is neural net generated crochet-themed erotic fic

@monorail

*looks at a straight couple* so which of you is the holly glaceon and which of you is the other holly glaceon

shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved

me, to a friend: what is the ultimate earworm?

friend: Vivaldi's "Spring".

me: huh. you know, I would have said Tchaikovsky, Piano Concerto No. 1 in B Flat. It's been stuck in my head for over twenty years.

my friend: ...what on earth is wrong with you?

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!