Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

the pleromans are saying that i make my posts to gain favor with "ugly feminists" and i dont know whats funnier, the idea that i make a fool of myself on here in an attempt to get laid or the idea that anyone on here would be interested in a cis man

Ya know, it'd be a cute T-shirt to sell at cons to have one that reads 'Emotional Support Animal', that everyone can buy for that one furry in every group who keeps the whole weekend from spiraling completely off the rails.

www

woman? will wife,

let "I haven't thought this out yet" be an answer. it deserves to be one.

Husband sent me this and all I could think is "it's a new variation on #spoon Theory and #ForkTheory"

#spoonies

so my fork is:
• rewatching atla bc they can
• an absolute comedic genius

"the sharper the teeth, the gayer i am" —me, 2kearliertoday

me: tries to make my hair vaguely presentable

my hair: invents five new directions and refuses to combine them in any remotely usable fashion

i told someone kai is short for chimera and they completely missed my excellent wordplay i am so offend

i hyperfocused on New Video Game and Decades-Old Special Interest at the same time and my neurodivergence has leveled up

All I'm saying is if I was on the jury for the murder of an oil exec, I'd say it was self defense.

liberals be like