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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
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don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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you don't log in
there's no server
there's no app
it doesn't use GPS or augmented reality
you just see someone else with their phone out and you play a honk sound and see if they honk back
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mastodon is like Sesame street where a muppet announces the word of the day and the whole town loses their shit over it
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so uh. friend's brainstorming a setting & like, incidentally came up with an organisation named after the chimera with the specific description that they "break all aesthetic rules and use as many different conflicting aesthetics of technology as possible"
i'd challenge you to name any part of this that isn't just describing me, but we already know you'd lose
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I heard you like bad boys.
Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.
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Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 10月 11日 金曜日 17:19:52 CEST. ☀️ The thing about people who think they hate computers is that what they really hate is lousy programmers.
plurality, grammar
look ik ranting abt english not working is an overworked trope but like
the word for [this individual plural system] and the word for [this group of people] is the same word. there aren't even any distinguishing modifiers that apply to it
this is like, we've got a thing that needs to be fixed but we don't even have a hammer
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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computer programmer: (n.) anyone who makes a living mostly off of reading technical documentation
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a car 🤝 a computer
being able to crash
someone just expressed doubt that i'd be able to forget [a particularly memorable thing] and im just like. i forget Everything, love. if i can't even remember anything about my own identity do you seriously think i can remember this thing that just happened to me??
look not to start discourse but i don't get why folks on here hate monarchs so much i love butterflies
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@hierarchon "Certain viruses (no not bacterial ones), forgetting to maintain against corrosion and degradation, captcha checks, oh and occasionally a door will just *really fuck me up*, y'know?"
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Boobs if you agree
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The gender of the day is a colony of albatrosses.
re: plural
kinda want to figure out how to put into words this difference. best estimation so far is mel has a lot more "fuck you" energy going on?? but that doesn't really narrow it down much
plural
i mean the most obvious example is just what we call ourselves
i'm is Kai Mera
mel is M3LADY
plural
so....as far as we can tell, i'm basically the one who taught mel wordplay. which is fascinating given how drastically different our approaches to wordplay are. we don't really have uh, words for how to describe the difference, but the difference is very noticeable when you see it
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
