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dragons are destroying the chivalry industry by smooching princesses

education trauma shitpost 

COLLABORATOR: I think we can get this piece to the shape we need by just scoring it, breaking it, and then filing it.
US: oh, okay
US: just like they did to us in high school!
COLLABORATOR: [spits out her coffee] hold on, WHAT

"The court also cited "evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society." With no other Western nation allowing for such juvenile executions, one has to wonder why the maturation of America's "standards of decency" had taken so long."

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you, an optimist: strangers are just friends you haven't met yet
me, a realist: enemies are just friends you haven't pissed off yet

bah! we found a recorded lecture on something we want to learn about. but don't have the attention span to listen to it

oh my gODS y'all we found a cis who gets egg jokes. like, actually cis not 🥚 it's wild

are manic pixie dream girls just autistic girls being interpreted through an allistic cismale gaze?

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very much in the spirit of my snouts.online "wrong company motto/logo combo" post

NSFW, sex acts in a painting 

can the straights fucking stOP

look im not complaining but when the hells did we follow you. what

adding a content warning to my terrible posts so it's your fault if you read them

Mastodon is:

✅​ A microblogging site
✅​ A meet queer friends site
✅​ Polyamorous dating site
✅​ Job search site

misinfo 

a monopole antenna radiates only gravity, which is a monopolar force. a dipole antenna radiates electromagnetic waves, and a tripole antenna radiates quark color.

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the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"

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