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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
"As an illustration of the excesses of our time, all three men point to the gross inflation of executive compensation, which was 20 times an average worker's pay in 1973 and is roughly 260 times an average worker's salary today [...] To add insult to injury, those earning their income from wages must, under current tax code, pay a higher percentage of their wages to the government than those who earn their income from dividends and capital gains."
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You know the little suggestion bar when you're typing, idk what it's called? but my one is so frantic trying to figure me out
recently after i typed "I didn't wanna risk being a-" my phone immediately suggested "lesbian". which, first of all, wrong... secondly... what??
then today after i watched a video my friend sent me of their bunny jumping into an open bin, i replied "that lil dude just threw themself in the trash" and my phone, after trash, suggested the word wife
so idk if my phone thinks I'm the trash wife or if i want a trash wife but either way i think it's right
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dragons are destroying the chivalry industry by smooching princesses
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#BOFH excuse #213:
Change your language to Finnish.
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education trauma shitpost
COLLABORATOR: I think we can get this piece to the shape we need by just scoring it, breaking it, and then filing it.
US: oh, okay
US: just like they did to us in high school!
COLLABORATOR: [spits out her coffee] hold on, WHAT
"The court also cited "evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society." With no other Western nation allowing for such juvenile executions, one has to wonder why the maturation of America's "standards of decency" had taken so long."
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you, an optimist: strangers are just friends you haven't met yet
me, a realist: enemies are just friends you haven't pissed off yet
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*slithers up to u* queer girls are heaven
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Very bad British trans pun. ^_^
bah! we found a recorded lecture on something we want to learn about. but don't have the attention span to listen to it
oh my gODS y'all we found a cis who gets egg jokes. like, actually cis not 🥚 it's wild
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[gay mumbling]
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are manic pixie dream girls just autistic girls being interpreted through an allistic cismale gaze?
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very much in the spirit of my snouts.online "wrong company motto/logo combo" post
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look im not complaining but when the hells did we follow you. what
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adding a content warning to my terrible posts so it's your fault if you read them
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Mastodon is:
✅ A microblogging site
✅ A meet queer friends site
✅ Polyamorous dating site
✅ Job search site
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
