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us: trans meme

moderator: hold on i gotta check if that specific meme is against the rules bc i have a really good one i wanna share

George W. Bush was, at the time, the most incompetent oaf to ever win the U.S. presidency, DESPITE losing the popular vote. He was a laughingstock, riddled with scandal, made other countries hate us. His VP was openly homophobic. He harmed environmental policy, health care, and education, violated human rights, fed racism and xenophobia and everybody you can think of stood against him.

And he won a second term by 11 million more votes than the first one.

Don't get complacent.

“aromatic” is not a real word, it’s just a misspelling of aromantic

Current Presentation:Masc
Desired Presentation: Hyperblueshifted batkindcore

Reason #268 why Porco Rosso is one of the top Miyazaki films

plural joak 

y'all may already know i'm a bit of a leftist. but, you may not have known, that our system as a whole isn't. see, there's enough of us in here that all together we're more like a byte of one

Well, its been great, but for the sake of our poor baby changeling were gonna have to stop talking to horny people. Which, we are saddened to admit, means blocking literally the entire fediverse. Thank you for your understanding.

Last night's D&D session:

DM: you enter a large cavern under the castle. There are people imprisoned.

Me: it's a dungeon. We're in a dungeon.

DM: in front of you are five large lizards of various color, the largest you've ever seen.

Me: dragons.

DM: in the distance you see a hallway leading to another chamber.

Me: another dungeon?

DM: I promised Dungeons and Dragons, and I plan to deliver. Roll initiative.

When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”

Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying

I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support

A dark gritty reboot of Captain Planet as the eco-terrorist everyone secretly roots for; like Robin Hood except he attacks the root causes of the climate crisis.

dunno what the pajama discourse is about but what kind of losers have the wherewithal to change out of their clothes more than once a day

Y'all the developers of Goose Game refer to the Goose with they/them pronouns meaning the Goose in a Non-Binary Icon

I wish to eliminate 99.9% of heterosexuals like the germs they are

apropos nothing, the theme song of the carmen sandiego television series. because it's good

invidio.us/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE

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