Oh, today is Intersex Awareness Day. Neat. Well, uh, just to make y'all aware, I was born intersex and forced to undergo surgical correction, for cosmetic reasons, at age 10 that will prevent me from ever having bottom surgery due to extensive scarring, and also left me with a significant fear of surgery. No, I'm not still bitter.
there were dogs being very loud and we went to the window and said please be quiet and they stopped barking entirely
the dogs in question were nowhere near our house
the lynne guide to flirting:
reply to random messages with slightly modified versions made to be about being gay. it doesn't have to make sense
examples:
they say - have you seen that new show on netflix
you say - have you seen my new kiss on your nose
they say - i ate a bunch of cookie dough and now i feel like shit
you say - i snuggled a bunch of you and now i feel like love
they say - why do they even distinguish men and women's tissues they're the same thing
you say - why do they even distinguish you and the perfect girlfriend they're the same thing
Pro tip for plural systems: If any of you have anxiety about posting selfies, try having one of you take the actual selfie, and have another be the one to post it. It adds a layer of detachment that can help push through the anxiety.
Sunbeam City and Sid (interneteh): a callout and block recommendation. (ableist slur)
learned that a restaurant that's been in my old neighborhood since before my grandparents immigrated is closing down despite a huge following and generational patronage because they can't afford rent anymore.
an immensely popular, always busy restaurant. is closing. because the cost of rent. is unsustainable.
fuck gentrification.
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own