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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

The only way that asexuality is ever going to be accessible to the most marginalized in our community is if we stop trying to define the crap out of it and just accept the fact that different people are going to experience it in different ways and that it's okay.

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

I saw an evolution timeline and was inspired to make one of myself! redd.it/dnkd23

food 

nearly forgot about this Entire Fuckening Pie someone gave us for some reason

at the most pure good and sapphic coffee shop rn

we're seeing shenanigans levels at about 81%

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a disability communications technique care of the tumblrs findingfeather.tumblr.com/post

tl;dr: phrasing required accommodations as a statement of fact and not a request - e.g. going from "I cannot make phone calls for disability reasons, could we continue via email?" to "I cannot make phone calls for disability reasons, but I can answer your questions via email." - reduces the odds that abled people try to argue with the accommodations

not to zero, of course, but reduces.

Haven't used masto in too long, so as a reintroduction:

IM GAY

Oh, today is Intersex Awareness Day. Neat. Well, uh, just to make y'all aware, I was born intersex and forced to undergo surgical correction, for cosmetic reasons, at age 10 that will prevent me from ever having bottom surgery due to extensive scarring, and also left me with a significant fear of surgery. No, I'm not still bitter.

make internet/computer literacy more accessible so that those of us who are dumb as hell can avoid having our data stolen while doing anticapitalist shit online

there were dogs being very loud and we went to the window and said please be quiet and they stopped barking entirely

the dogs in question were nowhere near our house

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....hm. not sure if that was a good thing. but it was definitely a fae thing

I didn't know that trans people even existed until I was 17 years old and thats a big problem

historical wlw being famous poets makes a lot of sense when one considers how queer they're

like, seriously, lesbians waxing poetic abt literally every girl whose existence we're fkn Aware Of is. basically all of us

the lynne guide to flirting:
reply to random messages with slightly modified versions made to be about being gay. it doesn't have to make sense

examples:
they say - have you seen that new show on netflix
you say - have you seen my new kiss on your nose

they say - i ate a bunch of cookie dough and now i feel like shit
you say - i snuggled a bunch of you and now i feel like love

they say - why do they even distinguish men and women's tissues they're the same thing
you say - why do they even distinguish you and the perfect girlfriend they're the same thing

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