Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

ok but seriously. what the actual fuck is it with queer folx and chairs. does Anybody have an explanation

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

weird heuristic: if ur username has moth in it, ur into oneshot

so far this holds true for everyone we've met

tbqj (to be queerly jonest (jean honest))

heartbreaking: nobody has talked to local faery in millions of years, according to local faery

sources close to local faery claim they may actually have literally been in the middle of multiple conversations when they said this. we are still investigating these rumours

current gender: panicked screaming, but in a good way

absolutely no idea what this thing is we found but it seems like the kind of thing y'all would be interested in

demigoddess, n.:
1. a demideity who is a girl
2. a deity who is a demigirl

people outside the system: Kai is cute.
Kai: yes, yes I am.
anyone in the system: Kai is cute.
Kai: this is bullying and I will not stand for it.

you ever see something and you're like "wow, that is extremely very queer, i feel safer here already"

that's basically my transition goal

strongly considering just. shapeshifting into people whenever they compliment me. bc coming up with an appropriate response is effort & at least this way they're technically complimenting themself

positivity post: nonbinary people are STUNNING and its the LAW

me, not obeying laws:

hm, yes, "violets are lesbians" definitely scans with uh. literally everyone we know

so apparently someone coined the term genderfae, for a type of gender fluidity that is never masculine, and like. who the FUCK made an entire gender that's just a callout post for me, kai, specifically

tired: bottom text
wired: top text
inspired: vers text

this is an frucking excellent joke

current gender: labelling every animal we can't identify as human because we don't know what the fuck a human is