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wow! that's gay!

explaining in detail how you came to a particular conclusion without ever actually mentioning what that conclusion is

anyhow if you'll excuse me i have to go sand my tits

from OSP Trope Talk: Darkest Hours

highly upset that mastodon doesn't offer any convenient method of blocking myself. am i supposed to acknowledge my own posts? bow to the whims of my mind? just deal with the fact that me says things and i have to see them? i already have to deal with me 24/7 irl why would i want to see my content online

me: meows at computer bc it's not paying attention to me
me:
me: i wonder why people keep comparing me to a cat

how to delete someone else's post

ah, yes. my two loves: cute girls and memes

ghfdsd we're just That Good

"joke's on you because i'm into that" is definitely one way to tell someone their threat failed

tbh? powermove

the problem with being unable to sit still is sometimes you accidentally just stab yourself directly in the duct tape

in retrospect, this was much less relatable than expected

why the FUCK is everyone on here so attractive

"audiences loved her androgynous look"

so....they had taste? like, im pretty sure "bi woman who likes swordfighting and traditionally male clothing" describes....multiple people im dating

i dont understand the difference between

"ur pronouns taste like valid" is an absolutely excellent unorthodox compliment

@autistikai we can't sit straight