"Ew, I'd rather kiss a frog," the princess cried.
The prince tried not to look hurt, but it was quite a harsh rejection.
"I'll prove it!" the princess insisted, snatching up a hapless amphibian.
"That's a toad," the prince responded helplessly.
The princess planted her full lips right on its face; and the toad promptly transformed into a young lady, wearing not a stitch.
"I'm so glad you thought I was a frog," sighed the uncursed lady.
I’ve seen like an increase of “therapists/healers” on instagram over the past few months that basically put out this view that shames people for EVER needing or wanting healthy relationships with others or that it signifies something is wrong with them. Like putting out the view that you must heal completely alone or something is wrong with you. It’s fucking absurd and it makes me angry that theyre sharing this harmful view to a vulnerable demographic!! :-(
step-by-step guide to agreeable relationships with an animal:
1) know things about the animal, i.e., research
2) observe the animal, its needs, its boundaries
3) give the animal things it needs and wants
4) respect its boundaries and enforce your own
@DissidentKitty "Friends, enemies, and those I've not yet slept with."
@Joshi When you refuse to exist inside the gender binary, thereby challenging the hegemony of the political class, that makes you an eneby of the state.
@TwoVealCutlets I would call Ursula an Anarchist.
"Ursula Le Guin didn’t, as I understand it, call herself an anarchist. I asked her about this. She told me that she didn’t call herself an anarchist because she didn’t feel that she deserved to—she didn’t do enough. I asked her if it was OK for us to call her one. She said she’d be honored."
I would say (especially on this day), we honour her and call her an anarchist as I think she was.
Lewd shitpost
While u were developing a rich social life i studied the blade(jerked off)
While u were enjoying friends and a fulfilling job I studied the blade (I jerked off)
Now when you're lonely on a Saturday and ive broken into your house to study the blade, you expect me to study your blade?
Of course! I fucking love studying blades
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own