Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

You, sobbing: you can't just call everything you see a death cult

Me, pointing at the concept of work: death cult

Hey, does anyone know of an indigenous or otherwise endangered language a keyboard layout has been designed for, but isn’t available on Linux? I would like to learn how to make keyboard layouts, so I’ll do it free of charge.

Boosts welcome!

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@BestGirlGrace the cutest little [REDACTED] you never saw

I do wanna let the players be cryptids, though. What's the point of working at the secret government whatever if you can't be a cute cognitohazard

We could do this heist blindfolded, but then we'd miss exchanging knowing glances and admiring each other in motion, the sheer awe at watching an expert work and, you know, just bein' gay for each other

fellas, is it gay to kiss your second in command, twirl her around, let her hang from your arm, each drawing weapons from the other's body in a single, smooth motion as we make our last stand?

@rockario Forcing the supervillain to interrupt her gay monologue to clarify that "her right hand" is the super gay lady with the sword, and not the actual gloved right hand is a pretty good bit, tbh.

you know, scooping up your stylish, powerful second in command and doing a kiss while you pull the lever or snap your fingers. The explosion reaches its peak behind you the instant you lock lips.

This year's christmas card is gonna rule.

they're not my favorite kind of footwear so I renamed that "boot" directory to "sneaker". much more comfortable. anyway why won't my computer turn on??

i'm normally gendersuperfluid, but if you introduce flirting to the system, i undergo spontaneous symmetry breaking and fall into a genderviscous state with locally minimal heterosexuality

YES im trans
NO i cant code
we exist

Americans think they are so special for having rigged elections lmao

@starwall setting up a table across from the army recruiters about the many opportunities afforded by america's enemies

beep beep beep beep HONK