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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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all marketing I go is viral marketing, because I'm a virus, but you know
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@VyrCossont don't forget Trans Day of Screaming
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recommended cis holidays (continued):
• Cisgender Day of Not Using the Word "Brave" (it's just one day! y'all can do it!)
• Cisgender Day of Liking All Your Trans Kid's Selfies on Facebook
• Cisgender Day of Just Correcting Yourself and Moving On When You Fuck Up Somebody's Pronouns
• Cisgender Retail Employees' Day of Not Giving a Shit Who's In Your Store Buying What, a Sale's a Sale
• Cisgender Day of Crushing on a Trans Person Because They're Hot and Not Worrying About Why
• Cisgender Day of Not Using the Word "Brave" (it's just one day! y'all can do it!)
• Cisgender Day of Liking All Your Trans Kid's Selfies on Facebook
• Cisgender Day of Just Correcting Yourself and Moving On When You Fuck Up Somebody's Pronouns
• Cisgender Retail Employees' Day of Not Giving a Shit Who's In Your Store Buying What, a Sale's a Sale
• Cisgender Day of Crushing on a Trans Person Because They're Hot and Not Worrying About Why
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recommended cisgender holidays:
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky
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partial list of trans holidays:
• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween
• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween
my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther
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@minty_da the neutrino is just a neutron after HRT (hadron replacement therapy)
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CALLOUT POST FOR ALL NBs
y'all are too cute and cool and you can accomplish anything you put your mind to 🌟
re: mtg
this effectively locks down the board, but more importantly i think is the fact that it makes everyone hate you for eternity
mtg
special deck designed to prevent everyone (including yourself) from getting any cards, ever
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"Noun:
1. (colloquial) very good, pleasing, desirable
2. (colloquial) bad, evil, disgusting
3. (colloquial, vulgar) slang for penis
4. (colloquial) a regional pastry made of fried dough"
-the definition of every single word you look up in a language you don't speak
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Much of the Amazon was planted and planned out by people. It took 4,500 years of soil building, careful plant selection and cultivation. Indigenous people did that. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41477-018-0205-y?WT.feed_name=subjects_evolution
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Just a reminder that birds are dinosaurs. So are corvids. :D
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qwjmkbxqwmjkwbxmjbkmxb the wikipedia page on "Synthetic ice" (being the polymer-based skating surface) has that hecking completely wrong old explanation of how ice skates normally work (the "it melts a little water to glide on" meme) complete with a bad citation
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Heavy metal's origins and its core are (typically) counter-culture.
Cops are enforcers of white supremacy and capitalism ("culture").
Therefore, cops have no place at metal shows.
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it's not weakness to need help understanding something or knowing where to improve
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Now that the singularity has occurred we can meld man and machine so you know you could just give me their hot takes on it?
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rule 0-ing this to say that trans characters are immune to the rage and just go "oh fuck yes FINALLY"
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coming summer 2020: Sarcophaguses & Succubi. your elite team of hellsluts must break into one of the twenty included tombs, survive the monsters, find the treasure, and get out again. but there's a twist: maintaining the appropriate level of professional workplace sexual behavior for succubi (far too much), while accomplishing your own secret party-member-specific tasks, and not getting so distracted by ass-grabbing and dominance games that all four of you get flattened by a boulder.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
