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Queer update: Currently, I'm feeling queerly queer.

This time I found the energy to write the image description. I wish I had that more consistently.

techbros: CSS isn't a real programming language, anyone can do it

same techbros: Arrgghh, I hate working with CSS, I can never get it to do what I want

i really wish we didn't do so much evil with chemistry cuz like, it's fucking alchemy, how rad is that

and yeah i know we do a lot of good with chemistry too but dang we do a heck of a lot of evil with it

not ALL pre-creation divinities are malevolent. Some are very proud of you.

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The state of intersex bodily autonomy today 

woah, cool map!

primordial divine being and world-source from\is a 'reality' where things didn't come into being. She is a loving aunt to other realities and is supportive of local gods freeing themselves from abusive primordial parents.

uspol, eugenics 

@anke@social.scribblers.club @wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz the thing the US doesn't want people to know is that it never stopped thinking eugenics is good, it just snuck it under the table so they could pretend they were The Good Guys All Along

a wigglytuff's most petty complaint perhaps about us politics 

what's that? you don't like food stamps?

they're proven to be one of the most powerful tools for economic stimulus. far more than tax refunds or the like. it's money that gets spent immediately into local economies. i think the figure i've heard is that for every dollar spent, you get 1.7 in return in economic activity. if that was a stock or bond to invest in, that would be one of the most amazing dividends on the market.

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a wigglytuff's most petty complaint perhaps about us politics 

i could stand these motherfuckers a lot better if any of their resistances to things because of "b-b-but the budget!! the cost!!!!" actually held water

it actually... SAVES money to give the homeless housing. it is more efficient and is a better use of resources to do so.

preventative care is so much cheaper, every time, than everyone having access to only an ER for healthcare. by vast amounts. VAST!

*Mastodon user voice* I'm not a furry! I'm not a furry!! I just think they're cute but I'm not a furry!

whenever you hear me tall about a "monarch" its a 50/50 chance that the payoff is a cool enby character or a royal court staffed only by butterflies

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lewd joke, uspol adj 

I think you meant "edging out," AP 🤭

@ItsMorgan aside from wholesale stealing plot elements from whatever you happen to have like, read lately or what have you. you're doing exactly like every dm ever. it's just that the players always think this shit is the fucken bomb & i love them for it

other DMs: cool voicework. sound effects. interesting stories

me: kermit voice. yoda voice. other funny voices. the whole campaign is an excuse for a pun

Timetravelling Witch: "Spoiler: one of us is evil."
team mate: "is it you"
witch: "... spoiler, two of us are evil."

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