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broke: asking coworkers "doesn't it fucking suck how all the wealth we produce gets taken by the bosses and we have no control over work? doesn't that make you fuckin think?"
woke: asking your coworkers about their life outside work. saying "oh geez, sucks that you can't spend time with your kids, what're they like? fuck, she's sick? how much time off do you get to spend with her? fuck that sucks! who's in charge of that stuff? what do you think would happen if you just asked for more time off? what do you think would happen if A BUNCH of us went together and demanded lighter shifts and more pto??"

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robot girls being happy and gay and beeping at each other

I'm not actually human, I'm a fantasy creature with the upper body of a centaur and the lower body of Anubis. (/Joke)

I kinda wish there was a better way to browse the history of your toots.

fellas, is it gay to feel romantic and sexual attraction to a person of the same gender?

thinking about... mechanical legs wearing tights

i got stripy thigh highs and cat ears because i'm such a fucking disastrous cliché of a tran

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trans peasant boy: i wanna be hairier do u think getting bitten by a werewolf is a bad idea

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essentially,
fine: the little mermaid could be an analogy for being a trans woman
sublime: mermaid asking a witch to turn her into a human bc the witch doesn't know she's trans and will turn her into a human with boobs

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pointing out that folklore and fantasy fic that centers around a person physically changing is a good analogy for being trans is fine i guess but have you considered; fantasy fiction where people seek out physical transition into other beings as a form of medical gender transition

what your ideology says about you

anarchist: childhood trauma

communist: prone to nostalgia

post-leftist: needy for attention

The Witch King on his knees on the battle field: "no man can defeat me!"

Eowyn: "I am no man!"

*removes their helmet and cloak to reveal an asymmetrical haircut and they/them pins*
*stabs witch king in the face*

it is dangerous to go alone, take this

*hands you sword lesbian*

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