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nsfw 

listen, not to be a bottom here, but if a vampire invited me to her giant home with innuendos that suggested her intent was to drink my blood, i would simply say yes

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you are in her dms, i am in her victorian manor with a low cut dress exposing my neck hoping she will bite me and turn me into a vampire too, we are not the same

trans..... meta, maybe ? 

it's almost like the part of being trans that makes other people uncomfortable isn't identifying with a different gender, it's violating someone's expectations of what gendered behavior they think u should be performing :think_trans: :think_trans:

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trans..... meta, maybe ? 

you're fine with what is, essentially, fetishizing trans people for features and experiences they didn't chose, but as soon as they incorporate those features and experiences into their own identity then it's a fucking problem all of a sudden

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Me listening to American Pie at age 11: Ok, I like this song. The chorus is fun to sing along to.
Age 16: Whoa… the day the music died… that's deep, man.
Age 24: This song is about revolution and Marxists fighting Satan. It is the best song ever written.

it's so funny how much of the organizer training was just teaching a bunch of communists and anarchists to fucking talk normal

broke: asking coworkers "doesn't it fucking suck how all the wealth we produce gets taken by the bosses and we have no control over work? doesn't that make you fuckin think?"
woke: asking your coworkers about their life outside work. saying "oh geez, sucks that you can't spend time with your kids, what're they like? fuck, she's sick? how much time off do you get to spend with her? fuck that sucks! who's in charge of that stuff? what do you think would happen if you just asked for more time off? what do you think would happen if A BUNCH of us went together and demanded lighter shifts and more pto??"

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robot girls being happy and gay and beeping at each other

I'm not actually human, I'm a fantasy creature with the upper body of a centaur and the lower body of Anubis. (/Joke)

I kinda wish there was a better way to browse the history of your toots.

fellas, is it gay to feel romantic and sexual attraction to a person of the same gender?

thinking about... mechanical legs wearing tights

i got stripy thigh highs and cat ears because i'm such a fucking disastrous cliché of a tran

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