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@RobinHood We're like swordfighting and that whole Princess Bride thing happens
"You're pretty good, but I must tell you something: I'm not actually a man!"
And then I change my sword to my other hand
"Aha! However, I'm not actually androphilic!"
And then she changes sword hands too.
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staring from the position that autism and schizophrenia have pretty similar presentations on the whole, and recalling that the modern psychiatric stereotype of schizophrenia was dramatically revised in the mid-20th century in order to pathologize Black Civil Rights activists, the intensification of anti-Blackness and police violence for Black autistics suddenly makes a lot of sense huh?
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fun little-known fact, autism and ADHD are both documented to co-occur pretty frequently with hallucinations. this makes three (3) "different" "diagnoses" which, pragmatically speaking, are characterized primarily by
1) perceptible oddity
2) executive dysfunction
3) divergent sensory processing
4) (optionally) psychosis
what is the third (3rd) diagnosis not so far mentioned? schizophrenia. schizophrenics are the ones we subject most directly to madness stigma and are widely, not-very-consensually treated with anti-psychotics that are very hard to tolerate, and don't solve the problems that actually make it hard to live with schizophrenia.
what are those problems? social discrimination and functional deficits related to executive dysfunction — the classic "I know the lightbulb is out and I have a lightbulb and a stepstool, but I haven't replaced the lightbulb and it's been weeks" kind of problem, writ large.
these are, in fact, support needs common to autistics and ADHD people.
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The witch glared at the spellbook.
"Fresh virgin blood," she muttered. "That's a stupid ingredient."
"Can't you use your own?" her raven asked.
"Depends on whether the author meant 'Never had sex' or 'Never had sex with a man'."
"Did a man write the spell?"
"Hah! Good question."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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supervillain rambling, long
squaring the circle of "I want to fight assholes who suck until they're not a problem any more" and "I want to have sexually-charged fights with equally caped-up people, luxuriating in our elaborate set pieces and banter and just bein' gay together"
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@CyclopsCaveman the existence of shambrain for your brain implies that shampoo is for your
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shitpost, real quotes
my girlfriend: you cannot be a weeb and a jock at the same time
me: yes you can
her: no you can't
me: you can multiclass
her: not with this
me: look, you can lift weights and read books at the same time
her: it's not about the reading books, it's about the contents of the books, you can't be a weeb while you're doing intensive physical labor
me: you can if you're a jock/weeb
her: that's not possible, there's been science done
me: cite
her: [laughing]
me: find me the study
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plural exclusionism and racism, prejudice against spirituality, syscourse
I am too tired and sick to go into the full breadth of my thoughts, but speaking as a member of a bodily-PoC system who is becoming ever more weary of Westernization... please remember that DID, OSDD, the clinical, trauma-centric model of plurality, and to an extent, the rest of psychiatry
all of these are concepts largely created and dominated by white Westerners.
meanwhile, there are many non-white, non-Western cultures with their own concepts of manyness - many of which have been overwritten by the advance of "Western thought"
this does not mean that the clinical concepts are invalid or useless, or that people are bad for finding them helpful. but please be aware of what it implies, to claim that they can be the Only explanation (and that everyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant, malicious, fake, uneducated... "believing in fairytales.")
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own