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Never be ashamed of the wounds that white supremacy, colonialism, or imperialism have inflicted on your community.

Good news all the white people who blocked me for being reverse racist, I am now white because my great great great great grandaddy on somebody's side was white so. Check mate. 😎

@Sorl i am always sincere to girls and that is why i am always flirting with and dating girls. this gets awkward when i have to cry about their beauty while flirting with them, but my burdens are many

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city cognitohazardous shitpost is, in fact, my gender

my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther

achieve maximum genderfuck by actually seducing the concept of gender

the secret to a healthy polyamourous relationship is communism

why the FUCK did my hair not magically turn into the nonbinary flag the instant i came out this is an outrage

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@Lumb protip: forgive me father for i have sinned and punish me daddy i've been naughty ARE interchangeable

it's been months and i still have that thing stuck in my head that's like "i am a nonbinary, bisexual, switch. i have never made a decision in my life and i am not gonna start now"

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

tried our hand at drawing Correspondence. keep glancing at the paper expecting it to burst into flames

anyway, of course we went for the one that hits closest to home for us—To Assemble a Name from Scars. in sunless skies, it comes packaged with this description: To reforge a link in the Great Chain. A name written in the blood of your old self. Forgiveness where none is owed.

@RobinHood "i thought about asking you out in college too, but you're even cuter and more confident now!" — my most recent ex-girlfriend

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