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@vyr demons know the magic words to use hell powers (computer commands), which they use to corrupt mortal souls (hack into the mainframe). they tempt mortals with delightful trinkets (video games), visions of power (BitCoin), and erotic pleasures (anime avatars). once the mortal signs the contract (takes basic cybersecurity measures) they may even have the option of becoming a demon themself (installing linux).

hers, hers, hers, hers, and hers matching bath towels

@DissidentKitty now tagging all my thinkposts with BTW

"Write for me," instructed the princess.

"What do you wish me to write," asked the bard.

"Anything."

"But what do you wish to read."

"I do not wish to read."

"Do you wish for me to read to you?"

"No. Just write," the princess commanded, closing the curtains around her bed.

And the bard did so in their dimly lit corner, jotting down all words that came to mind, so the princess could fall asleep to the sound of nib scratching parchment.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

hey y’all i found the ironclad Grindr-killer

crying over girls right now

hey y'all, i made some lil pixel pfps, they're completely free to use (without credit) but i'd prefer if you ask permission before editing ♥️

starting listing reasons for not doing something with "one, the most important, I dont want to. second, less important, [perfectly valid and incredibly responsible reason]

"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap

People who are not homophobic live 2.5 years longer in average than homophobic people, according to large study that claims to have corrected for external factors:

‘Specifically, they wrote, anti-gay prejudice was "associated with increased risk of cardiovascular-related causes of death."’

https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/antigay-prejudice-and-elevated-mortality-2014-2

It's ash wednesday, aka the day Jews are like "Oh that's weird, that's the third person I've seen today with schmutz on their face"

Gonna start my own set of queer stereotypes, and not invite the cishets…

- Trans women are good at soup
- Genderqueers always win at Tarot
- Nonbinary people can do Zippo tricks
- Trans guys can tell which way is true north
- Bisexuals can't spell "acqueduct"
- Agender people have good couches

etc.

@DissidentKitty *checks self with counter* I seem to have been exposed to a lethal dose of gay

Reminder that all lesbians are valid, including trans lesbians, non-binary lesbians, bisexual lesbians, asexual lesbians, and lesbians who use he/him pronouns.

my gender just wants to be cool like all the other genders

Queer update: At the moment, I'm feeling polyamorously queer.

Today's gender is anxiety and the smell of rain.