The opening line to "The Catcher in the Rye" is low-key hilarious. Yes, I really do want to hear about it, smartass, that's why I'm reading this book.
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Oh, you're not going to tell me about all that boring David Copperfield kind of crap, huh? Gonna cut to the chase, huh? Well, thank you, you oh wait you're actually going to tell me all this other extraneous detail about your day frick damn it
