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@melissasage tho to be fair. I can't type either. And it is literally my job.

@melissasage I mean, of course, but I had to sit through a fucking video about a 70 year old man who probably couldn't even type

This is a course that claimed that Ronnie Reagan watching War Games inspired serious defensive security at the federal level in the United States.

Ol' Ron asked his advisors if the movie was real, if it could really happen.

I can believe that part may have happened, since Ronald Reagan was an enormous dumbass.

What I can't believe is that the same president who used a psychic to make policy decisions had any say in computer security at the national level.

I'm taking this IBM course on security and it's so fucking bad, but I want the badge.

What if...a clown was sad.

That would be deep, and disturbing.

I'm not a furry [instantly likes post about werewolves]

"It's privileged to insist on your rights as a worker" is such a fucked meme it can only exist in post-Reagan America

People in job groups who respond to "This posting is literally illegal because it violates x y and z labor laws" with "How dare you, you're so privileged, some people are broke and would kill for this job"? They deserve to have their shoes filled with legos.

I feel like a vampire sometimes because I'm ancient in trans years yet I look like I'm ten

The Matrix is such a subtle movie that the first end credit song is about the US government surveiling and murdering black activists