Eye contact, elton john 

This is a real album cover but it looks like a shit post

Amazon is encouraging me to become That Guy With The Anime Avatar

'A biotech entrepreneur gave his New York City public high school a gift of $1 million. “You kind of look back and say, ‘Who do I have to thank for my success?’” said Martin Shkreli, 31. “For me it was definitely my high school,” said Shkreli. “I really cleaned up in the business world. I have to give thanks,” said Shkreli, who gave a special shout out to his math teacher, Linda Aboody. “Ms. Aboody was just a wonderful teacher — her logic class was unbelievably helpful,” he said.'

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And how can we forget queen of the cats, Wendy Carlos, this fine ?

More new Glassdoor reviews of ViewLift, an absurdly bad company you definitely should not work for if you are looking for an entry-level tech job.

The first is entitled, “Do not believe the Fake Reviews”

The second? "“A truly unscrupulous organization”"

Boy am I glad all they did was give me a (bizarre, awful) interview.

The top Weezer scholar on Genius is...Rivers Cuomo, with a little green checkmark next to his name so you know it's him, explaining his own damn shitty songs

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Hey, can we just talk about the oddly horny Telegram sticker set that is Melie the Cavy.

There are many many stickers in this set emphasizing the cavy's huge ass and/or asshole.

I could buy that it was all innocent...

...but then there's the fucking sticker of the "thicc" cavy saucily smacking its own rump and nodding, with a gift bow tied around its stomach.

I use it all of the time, and it's fucking horny as hell.

This is the most American bullshit ever. If you need Jesus or a bank, you're good to go. All others pay 50 cents on up.

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This really really really looks like an ad for fisting.

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